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The Boss is here!!!

Superstar's super line: Pera ketta odane chumma adhurudhilla!

Releasing on June 15: Sivaji, The Boss

Calvin quote unquote

Calvin: I'm a simple man, Hobbes.

Hobbes: You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!

Calvin: I'm a simple man with complex tastes.

Listening to...

Cheeni Kum

If you think that sounds familiar, try listening to the Tamil song below!

Mouna Ragam

Reading...

'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy', by Douglas Adams

Writing...

Prose and Verse

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Counting...

Watching...

American Idol, Heroes, Seinfeld, FRIENDS, Koffee with Karan, Grey's Anatomy

I feel like...

...books, coffee, beanbag - in short, feel like being lazy..er..lazier!

Discovering...

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TOW Joey speaks French

Thursday, April 06, 2006

[Central Perk. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.]

Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat after me. "Je m'appelle Claude".

Joey: Je de coup Clow.

Phoebe: Well, just... let's try it again.

Joey: Ok.

Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.

Joey: Je depli mblue.

Phoebe: Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.

Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.

Phoebe: It does, really?

Joey: Yeah.

Phoebe: All right, let's just try it again. Really listen.

Joey: Got it.

Phoebe: (slowly) Je m'appelle Claude.

Joey: Je te flouppe Fli.

Phoebe: Oh, mon Dieu!

Joey: Oh, de fuff!

[Joey's apartment. Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French.]

Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude.

Joey: Je do call blue!

Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".

Joey: je.

Phoebe: m'ap

Joey: mah

Phoebe: pelle

Joey: pel.

Phoebe: Great, ok faster! "je"

Joey: je.

Phoebe: m'ap

Joey: mah

Phoebe: pelle

Joey: pel.

Phoebe: Je m'appelle!

Joey: Me pooh pooh!

Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!

Joey: What are you doing?

Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. (she leaves)

Joey: (he goes out calling her) Don't move! Don't go! I need you! My audition is tomorrow! Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah! (he gives up). Pooh.

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posted by Priya Arun @ 11:03 AM

2 Comments:

At April 10, 2006 2:10 AM, Anonymous said…

brought back a smile !..thanx !...
At April 12, 2006 6:34 PM, Anonymous said…

You woman, made me happy.
and yes, your profile matches my taste...especially calvin...my favourite line from Calvin and hobbes_tiger food!!